Monday, 5 February 2018

Lyoto Music ‎– "Lyoto Music" (Aquilifer Sodality ‎– 1AE 10011) 1984


Now we present the 'Blind Faith'* of Italian Industrial, 'Lyoto Music' and their eponymously titled cassette called.....er......"Lyoto Music".
At least, unlike the aforementioned 'Blind Faith'they at least had a naked consenting adult on their cover ,rather than a nude pubescent schoolgirl(who looked disturbingly like Robert plant?!) holding a model aircraft. We,civilised humanity, definitely needs an operation yew tree* investigation on sixities rock monsters....they'd ALL be banged up I can guarantee it.Unless they use the infamous Pete Townsend defense plea,and call Under-age sex.... "Research"!?
This Italian Post-Industrial Super-Group, featuring the bloke from Mauthausen Orchestra and the bloke from Swastika Kommando, present two sides of yer standard Italian Power Electronics, resplendent with lo-spec artwork of an un-named female being,for want of a better word....'Fisted'.
When this came out I was naive/young enough to have dismissed the act of 'Fisting' as an urban myth.I now know better...NOT...I may add, to having experienced this dubious pleasure myself,giving or receiving ;but I MAY have seen video evidence from an un-named web based emporium that offers such specialized entertainment for the discerning self-whittler*,free of charge.
So, what i'm saying is,Industrial music is ,by far, morally superior to all Classic Rock.......BANG 'EM UP! 

*Hideously sexist sixties rock supergroup featuring Clapton,Ginger Baker, Steve Winwood and Rick Grech (Who lived round the corner from me in my childhood council estate in Leicester,wheelchair bound, when his star had fallen with a massive crash!).

*UK Police investigation into sex abuse in British TV triggered by the Jimmy Savile scandal.

*a slang word for a 'masturbator', which one gleaned from "Beavis and Buttheads Ensucklopaedia"....a classic tome that should be on the required reading list of every school.

Tracklist:

Side A - Untitled
Side B - Untitled

DOWNLOAD in blind faith HERE!

6 comments:

W. said...

Are you scariligiously implying that Ensucklopaedia is more relevant to the shaping of the future of the grand human project than Roger's Profanisaurus? If so, I'm going to have to check it out.

Jonny Zchivago said...

I most certainly am!

Alan Burns said...

I'm still mystified by that Blind Faith album cover every time I see it for sale in Fopp/HMV... I mean, isn't it technically illegal to own an image like that?

Jonny Zchivago said...

I think its both technically AND Morally illegal. If the cops searched my house and found that image i'd be on the sex-offenders register before you could say "Gary Glitter".

Anonymous said...

thanks! do you have 'Host Sodomy'?

Jonny Zchivago said...

LOL!...where else do you get asked that question but on here?.....No, i don't have that one...yet.....it may appear in the future however.